Being more upset about losing the shirt than losing the guy. TSTC.

“Three of my five drunk personalities will be an absolute mess if he is there.” TSM.

No bra, no problem. TSTC.

If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

No, I don’t drink beer. TSM.

Rekindling high school friendships when you find out you’re sisters. TSM.

I like my water like I like my crafts: sparkling. TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

Feeling instantly more attracted to him when he mentions “tee time.” TSM.

Wearing letters on vacation, in hopes of finding sisters. TSM.