Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.