Being a boss bitch, not a basic one. TSM.

People still telling stories about your great, great, grand big because she’s a legend. TSM.

Drinking wine because it’s classier than beer, and because, hello, it has a higher concentration of alcohol. TSM.

College is the biggest tease. It’s like, “Go make your best friends!” Then four years later, “Now everybody move away from each other!” TSM.

The photos from the social being more private than the social itself. TSM.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.

Pledge attire making you feel things you just don’t understand. TSM.

Seeing your g-big on campus and literally attacking her in the middle of the student union. TSM.