Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.

Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.

Planning “TSM breaks” into your studying. TSM.

Pregaming wine Wednesday. TSM.

Glitter bombing. TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.