Laura Bush just writing a check to ALS because she didn’t want to mess up her hair. TSM.

You and your best friend passing your room down to your littles. TSM.

“Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.” -Former First Lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos. TSM.

Brunching too hard. TSM.

Your monogram being part of the letterhead on your resume. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.

Keeping a designated “hickey spoon” in the freezer. TSM.

Keeping up with the group text. TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.