Greeting a sister with “good morning” at four in the afternoon. TSTC.

Glitter bombing a fraternity house as part of a prank war. TSM.

“Can I be glitter for Halloween?” TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

Getting your 60-year-old accounting professor to tell stories about her wild sorority days instead of teach. TSM.

Vodka and Crystal Light, a love story. TSM.

“So, where did you end up last night?” TSM.

Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.

A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.

Playing flip cup with champagne. TSM.