“I’ve only talked to him drunk.” TSTC.

Second semester seniors, not e-board, holding all the power. TSM.

Facebook’s “People You May Know” regularly proving to be “People You May Have Made Out With.” TSTC.

Apologizing for being difficult but never meaning it. TSM.

Being delighted to learn that all of your high school exes eventually went Greek. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.

Singing very aggressively to Blank Space for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers. TSM.