PNM’s planning to rush Phi Mu: I hear on Bid Day, instead of heading to their lodge on the Lane, they take you to the Slaughterhouse! Rattle Rattle!! Moooo
She’s on a fucking boat, why would she be wearing make-up. Have you seen most “hot” girls without make-up on? They’re atrocious. That being said, this girl is a cutie.
Not as appealing as Sperrys?
Nice try, sweetheart, but I am neither.
Stuff Frat People Hate: Lilly Pulitzer
Hey! Get back in the stockyard!
PNM’s planning to rush Phi Mu: I hear on Bid Day, instead of heading to their lodge on the Lane, they take you to the Slaughterhouse! Rattle Rattle!! Moooo
Well meeeOOW!
These were just the group of rushees they gave a bid just to blackball them. How dare they wear the letters though.
The scratch marks the next day are always a fun little souvenir, as well.
Farm Animals? I would never date a Phi Mu. Yes, I do give my slams bruises. But only because they are kinky as shit and like it rough.
I hate this. Nothing worse than two of your slams becoming best friends.
You two should get a room.
What if you forgot Daddy’s card and only have cash?
A heartbroken kitchen leads to a hungry man. Not cool.
How about Britney Spears or Kesha in the sheets?
Don’t worry ladies, he isn’t a very intelligent man. It’s not slander, Broker, it’s libel. Slander is spoken, libel is written.
She’s on a fucking boat, why would she be wearing make-up. Have you seen most “hot” girls without make-up on? They’re atrocious. That being said, this girl is a cutie.
I suppose you could become bulimic?