Feeling standards’ eyes burning through your soul when she talks about “inappropriate behavior.” TSM.

Your family being able to spot you at graduation just by the bow on your cap. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you were too drunk to remember it. TSM.

Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Teaching yourself an entire class the night before finals. TSM.

Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.