“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.
“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.
Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.
I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.
I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.
Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.
Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.
Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.
I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.