The only thing I hate more than cargo pants are capris. TSM.

I think we could be really good friends if I didn’t hate her. TSM.

Hiding your computer before going out to avoid potentially incriminating late night Facebooking and tweeting. TSM.

BOMO: blackout make out. TSM.

Mani-pedi appointment this weekend to get my nails painted red for 4th of July. TSM.