“My ex-girlfriend hated you.” TSTC.
“My ex-girlfriend hated you.” TSTC.
Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.
Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.
The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.
Learning someone’s name three nights in a row. TSM.
Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.
If he’s not old enough to be your dad, he’s not too old for you. TSTC.
Waking up and being mildly impressed by how coherent your blackout texts seem. TSM.
Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.
I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.