The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

The inclusion of a Starbucks gift card in his apology gesture. TSM.

Doing as much hungover bonding as drunk bonding. TSM.

“Every time we relate to a TSM, drink your moscato.” -how to finish a bottle of wine in five minutes. TSTC.

Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.

Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.

Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.

No pants are the best pants. TSM.

E-Board keeping a “special eye” on you and your roommates. TSTC.