“They’re so pretty it’s intimidating” being the only negative stereotype about your sorority. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.

His pledges are more intimidated by me than they are by him. TSM.

I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.

“I still think I am the greatest.” -Kanye West, and me, leaving my standards meeting. TSM.

“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.” -Effie Trinket. TSM.