Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.