Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“If you don’t want to date me that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.”- Workaholics. TSM.

Dress to the nines. Sparkle like a ten. TSM.

Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.

Agreeing with people when they say you look good. TSM.

Making a statement by wearing all black to your last chapter meeting. TSM.