Carefully crafting your posts and tweets so you can say whatever you want without violating the social media policy. TSM.

‘Til death we do party. TSM.

Threatening my little with the word “twin” when she doesn’t do what I want. TSM.

Facebook timeline: making stalking him all the way back to his prom pictures easier than ever. TSM.

Headed to the library so I can go on Pinterest. TSM.