If Daddy ever heard you call me a “slampiece” he’d be after you with The Second Amendment. TSM.
If Daddy ever heard you call me a “slampiece” he’d be after you with The Second Amendment. TSM.
Defying the “dumb sorority girl” stereotype one Dean’s List letter at a time. TSM.
If the world ends in 2012 I’m going to be so upset I didn’t get to use anything from my wedding-themed Pinterest board. TSM.
I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.
White dress, hair down, chillin’ with no make up on. TSM.
You’re my rock because you’re my father. You’re my hero because you’re a veteran. TSM.
The meanest trick God ever played was giving me and my bestie different shoe sizes. TSM.
Having eight pairs of identical black leggings and still having a favorite. TSM.
Adding the Greek alphabet to your iPhone languages. TSM.
Getting jealous when your big hangs out with someone else’s little. TSM.