Seeing a girl walk by in letters and thinking, “How the hell did she get into that house?” TSM.
Seeing a girl walk by in letters and thinking, “How the hell did she get into that house?” TSM.
This year, I was thankful that my fratdaddy was home from Iraq for the holiday! TSM.
My daddy taught me to hunt, my mommy taught me to cook, and my sisters taught me to party. TSM.
I get the grades I do so I can support myself, but I look the way I do so I’ll never need to. TSM.
Far too many of my stories begin with “so apparently I…” TSM.
I may not actually know you, but if my big hates you, I hate you. TSM.
Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.
The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You’re welcome. TSM.
Wishing that the texts on the iPhone showed up in pink bubbles. TSM.
A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen. TSM.