My cleavage should count as community service. TSM.

Drunkenly eating a strangers Girl Scout cookies, because it’s your philanthropy. TSM.

Only talking to him come formal season. TSM.

The only place I don’t wear letters is student health. TSM.

My little and I have matching everything, even prescriptions! TSM.

Sneaking the wine bottles your big bought you into the house in your Vera Messenger. TSM.