Referring to your big as if she’s a survival guide…because she kind of is. TSM.

Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

“I wish I could have been there!”
“You were there…” TSM.

Having a costume section in your closet. TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

Bedazzling your hot pink beer bong. TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.

No pants are the best kind of pants. TSM.