Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

Hyphenated last names are for GDIs. I’ll be taking my husband’s name. TSM.