Fraternities calling you because they need more pretty girls at their functions. TSM.

Your sorority advisor offering you a job in her office so that you can hang out and craft all summer. TSM.

Being a “dirty rushing” ploy for your boyfriend’s fraternity when the freshmen come visit campus. TSM.

Convincing Daddy that the word “addiction” is a very subjective term when one places the word “shopping” before it. TSM.

Your sisters placing bets on when you’re going to get lavaliered. TSM.