The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.

Putting a sticker in your planner so you know it’s real. TSM.

“Oh my God, same.” TSM.

Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.

Changing your phone case to match your outfit. TSM.

Judging girls during recruitment, then judging boys on Tinder during the breaks. TSM.

Too Sassy To Care. TSM.

Agreeing to go on a date with a boy because he used an America-themed pickup line. TSM.