Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

You’re no one until you’re talked about. TSM.

If you don’t get called into standards on Monday, did you really have a good weekend? TSM.

Telling a guy you won’t go home with him, because you’re “too pretty to deal with whiskey dick.” TSM.