“Oh, we don’t have favorites. We like to hang out with all of the fraternities on campus.” TSM.

Feeling like you can relate to The Bachelorette because you have a hard time keeping your Tinder matches straight. TSM.

The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.

Wearing your letters to summer classes so people know you don’t go to community college. TSM.

Trying to explain your not-boyfriend to your ob-gyn. TSM.

Quinoa. TSM.

“I’d rather take the fine than play an intramural sport.” TSM.