Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Last year at big/little reveal, everyone secretly wished they got my big. This year, they all secretly wish they got my little. TSM.

Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.

Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.

Telling risk management, “I can’t. I’m already drunk,” when they ask you to be a sober monitor. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

A majority of your contacts having letters next to their names. TSM.