Facebook stalking your own Pi Chi’s because you miss them so much. TSM.

We don’t pay for our friends. Girls without friends don’t get bids. TSM.

The worst part of summer is seeing geeds wear sandals on their dirty hippie feet. TSM.

I will judge you based on how well your spice cabinet is stocked. TSM.

Doing most everything on the TFM Wall, but not in public. TSM.

Forget apples. A glass of Cabernet keeps the doctor away. TSM.

Always putting my best foot forward…in three-inch heels. TSM.

The only time that my nails get dirty is when I am crafting. TSM.

My ex-roommate made fun of the “sorority uniform.” I pointed out that she wears the GDI uniform: mom jeans, Walmart tee, and unibrow. TSM.