Being more excited about the pregame and the breakfast the next day than the actual party. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. TSM.

Good girls have standards. Bad girls go to standards. TSM.

Wearing stitched letters to the airport so everyone knows who you’re repping. TSM.

Driving out of the way to go to Target instead of Walmart. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.