Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.

Coming to initiation hungover after telling your little not to come to initiation hungover. TSM.

“Is that a thing?” TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.

Can I get philanthropy hours for volunteering to be sober sister? TSM.

When in doubt, tutu it out. TSM.

Giving a hickey to mark your territory. TSM.

Being the brunch queen. TSM.

No shame November. TSM.

Knowing his fraternity’s calendar better than he does. TSM.