Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Planning your outfit for holiday formal a month in advance. TSM.

Drinking vodka cranberries all day, because you have cramps. TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.

It seemed like a good idea until I started sobering up. TSM.

Taking informal chapter to the extreme. TSM.

Wearing your letter sweater over your whites the minute initiation ends. TSM.