Anything you can craft, I can craft better. TSM.

Buying a second monogrammed necklace to match your fake ID. TSM.

Stalking your sorority’s Tumblr because you miss your sisters too much. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Viewing summer as a trial run for postgrad life. TSM.

Coffee keeps me going until wine is acceptable. TSM.

Recruitment is more than just an entire week of being judged. It’s a lifetime, really. TSM.