On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Knowing nothing about sports, but still knowing how to score. TSM.

Going over in your letters, leaving in his. TSM.

Watching the World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo. TSM.

Never going a day without texting your group chat. TSM.

New girls knowing who you are when you’re a senior because your little and g-little talk about you so much. TSM.

Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.