Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Having a group message called The Burn Book. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

Taking one for the chapter. TSM.

Blackout Barbie. TSTC.

Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.

New year, same bitch. TSM.