smartblond422 (PNM)

Member Since 05/15/2016

From Delaware

  • smartblond422 8 years ago on Being Awkward Isn't Cool -- It's Embarrassing

    this is so demeaning and rude. no one likes an abrasive bitch, you’re just jealous because you’re the kind of girl who guys fuck in a bar bathroom when they can’t do any better, and the kind of girls you’re hating on in this article are the girls that guys bring home to meet their parents. in the words of Zooey Deschanel: “I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I HAVE touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. that’s just weird, and it freaks me out. and I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy brown and I HATE your pantsuit; I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter. and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong”

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