*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.

Morning routine: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, back to bed. TSM.

The higher the Roman Numeral, the more I like him. TSM.

Penciling your hangover into your planner. TSM.

Preparation for formal starting several days before the event. TSM.