I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.

Bringing your camelback with you to a booty call so you’re not too thirsty. TSM.

Only going to class in the rain because your Hunter boots match your jacket. TSM.

Having the door chant stuck in your head for weeks because it’s just so catchy. TSM.

Reaching into your bag for a pen and accidentally grabbing a lipstick. TSM.

Knowing where the best lighting is in all your favorite fraternity houses. TSM.

“Wait, what frat is he in?” TSM.

“I only wear makeup when there are boys and alcohol involved.” TSM.

Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.

Blonde hair, black heart, pink everything else. TSM.