“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.
“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.
Considering your military hookup to be a contribution to America. TSM.
Using the Adderall and Starbucks diet to simultaneously prepare for finals and bikini season. TSM.
Engagement ring advertisements on TSM. TSM.
Accidentally calling your big when you need to call your mom. TSM.
I aspire to hold my liquor as well as my big does. TSM.
That moment you realize you’re becoming your big. TSM.
Alcohol is my favorite study buddy. TSM.
Making his mom fall for you even faster than he did. TSM.
Summer plans? Tanning and crafting. TSM.