Falling in love with your little when you meet her in the hallway wearing boxer’s and a guy’s button-up. TSM.

Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.

Love the wine you drink. Drink the wine you love. TSM.

Your future boss telling you you got the job prior to the interview. TSM.

Writing a paper on alcohol-induced blackouts, because you have experienced more of those than the class lectures. TSM.

Toasting shots “to sisterhood.” TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date. TSM.