Being the sweetheart to the same fraternity as your mother and grandmother. TSM.

Hooking up with the president of one chapter, while you’re the sweetheart of another. TSM.

My money goes towards two things: dues and booze. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Dating fraternity presidents in college, and state senators post-graduation. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.

Knowing exactly where each fraternity and sorority group sits in every class you have. TSM.

Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart. TSM.

Birth control and iced coffee: the real breakfast of champions. TSM.

Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.