“I have a bow for that.” TSM.

Drunk eating unhealthy amounts of healthy food. TSM.

Wearing yoga pants counts as exercise. TSM.

Saving up your class absences for Greek Week. TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Tearing up watching your little become a big. TSM.

Only talking to him come formal season. TSM.

A hot glue gun being both your best friend and your worst enemy. TSM.

Knowing your little was up to no good when you get the “Biiiiiiiiig” text in the morning. TSM.

Telling a guy you won’t go home with him, because you’re “too pretty to deal with whiskey dick.” TSM.