Telling your sisters to “drink on it,” instead of “sleep on it.” TSM.

Always being able to find a reason to celebrate. TSM.

He gives me the douchebumps. TSM.

Stalking the Pinterest page of your rival sorority’s recruitment chair. TSM.

Drunkenly writing your name on every fraternity house wall. TSM.

Putting alcohol in your chaser. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

Avoiding checking your bank account at all costs after a binge shopping trip. TSM.

Standards adding a by-law because of things you’ve done. TSM.