Sleeping with the social chair to improve the mixer theme. TSM.

Freaking out when the TSM app is updated. TSM.

Having a draft day for formal dates. TSM.

Remembering which month you hooked up with a guy by what kind of shack shirt you got from him. TSM.

Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.

Using your doctor’s suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. TSM.

A PNM recognizing you during recruitment as “the drunk butterfly” from a Halloween party. TSM.

“I hate that he’s seen me naked.” TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.