Getting the shirt without shacking. TSM.

“You have ‘just got laid’ written all over you. Spill.” TSTC.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

Having a draft day for formal dates. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Having more control over the chapter than E-Board. TSM.

Wearing a shirt with one fraternity’s letters under a quarter-zip with another’s. TSM.

Your “sixth sense” being your ability to peg any guy for his fraternity, before even being introduced. TSM.

Using up all of your absences during homecoming week. TSM.