Spending more time decorating your graduation cap than studying for finals. TSM.

Getting the shirt without shacking. TSM.

“You have ‘just got laid’ written all over you. Spill.” TSTC.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

Having a draft day for formal dates. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

A majority of your contacts having letters next to their names. TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Ranking your potential bigs based on which lineage takes the best photos. TSM.