Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Having more control over the chapter than E-Board. TSM.

Wearing a shirt with one fraternity’s letters under a quarter-zip with another’s. TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt without shacking. TSM.

Turning him into the “boyfriend type.” TSM.

Only talking to him come formal season. TSM.

Your “sixth sense” being your ability to peg any guy for his fraternity, before even being introduced. TSM.

Using up all of your absences during homecoming week. TSM.

Pinterest being both your addiction and your therapy. TSM.