Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.

Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.

Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.

Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.