“Feel my legs. I just shaved.” TSM.

If you got 8 AM classes I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but they don’t start ’til 1. TSM.

Not even two weeks into the semester and somehow I’m months behind. TSM.

When will my bank account show who I am inside? TSM.

I’d rather be full of wine than full of shit. TSM.

Making a statement by wearing all black to your last chapter meeting. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s your baby. TSM.

I’m going to be on the naughty list this year, but you know what? It was worth it. TSM.