Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.
Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.
If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.
Charging your phone in class. TSM.
Having a magic power that allows you to turn every conversation into a conversation about your sorority. TSM.
Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.
Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.
Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.
Taking disposable cameras on spring break, because none of your photos should be on the internet. TSM.