Bribing yourself with Starbucks as an incentive to wake up early to study for finals. TSM.

Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.

Making him fall in love with you when he sees how well you handle your liquor. TSM.

Running out of red, white, and blue paint the quickest. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.